Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Squirrel

"What the fuck"
Said the squirrel to the tree
"You ain't got no nuts for me?
"I've been standing for two damn days.
Cough 'em up you greedy bastard"

But the tree said nothing.

For the tree was not a tree
But was in fact a lamppost
That the squirrel in his drunkenness
Had confused for a tree

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